What is the Iraqi air force motto?

I came, I saw, Iran.

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How do you play Iraqi bingo?

B-52 ... F-16 ...

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What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where those Tomahawks came from!

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Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?

So they can see their air force.

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Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?

Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

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What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?

Two days.

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What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?

They both have Kurds in their way.

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What is the best Iraqi job?

Foreign Ambassador.

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Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?

You only have to teach them to take off.




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