1. All of a sudden she's typing in a different font.
2. Instead of hearing "You've Got Mail" when you use America Online,
you hear "You Got Dumped!"
3. Your connection to his server is constantly refused.
4. You get a Dear John E-mail ... your name is Bob.
5. He no longer has access to a computer due to a recent parole.
6. She starts ending each sentence with only one exclamation mark instead
of the usual 3!!!
7. She tells you that she's been working a lot.
You think it's a professional job; it turns out that she was responsible for
the decorations at her Jr. High prom!!
8. You find out her other screen name is GRANDMA!!
9. She doesn't give you (((( )))) when you come in the chat room anymore.
10. You're suddenly blocked from his Buddy List!