Jacob (92) and Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get
married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go
past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes."


Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."


Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."


Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."


Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."


Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."


Jacob turns to Rebecca and says,
"Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding gift list with them."







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