A man walked into a medical clinic and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said shingles. So she took down his name, address, and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. A few minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had. He said shingles.
So she took down his height, weight, and a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room. Ten minutes later a nurse came in asked him what he had. He said shingles.
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, and an electrocardiogram and told him to to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said shingles. The doctor said, where? He said, outside in the truck. Where do you want them?
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