A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not

been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant

about all the new technology. A technician followed her

onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking

machine with tubes and wires and dials. "Boy, would I hate

to be hooked up to that thing," she said.


"So would I," replied the technician. "It's a floor-cleaning

machine."







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