While you're waiting for the doctor:
Build a miniature house out of the tongue depressors.
Blow up a bunch of those plastic gloves
and decorate the room with them.
Use the KY jelly to grease the wheels on the little stool
that
the doctor sits on when he comes in to examine you.
Have a loud conversation with yourself and see if anyone
notices.
Use the gauze rolls and medical tape to make imaginative
crafts.
Write prices on the body parts in the medical pictures on the
walls.
Make an attempt to sneak out, steal a magazine from the
waiting
room and sneak back in. If you are REALLY brave, try for a cup
of
coffee in the Nurses Lounge.
Pretend to fall asleep on the examination table and snore very
loudly.
Put on the stethoscope, a pair of plastic gloves and go into
the
examination room next door pretending to be a doctor.
Try sniffing the rubbing alcohol.
Rearrange the room and see if the doctor notices.
Hide all the medical supplies and tell the doctor he has to
guess
where they are hidden when he comes in.
Phone the police and report the doctor as a missing person.