To Your Health

Here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth

after all those conflicting medical studies:

The Japanese eat very little fat

and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also

suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine

and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine

and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like -

it's speaking English that apparently kills you!