A nursing assistant, a floor nurse, and charge nurse

were taking a lunch break .

In walked a lady dressed in silk scarfs

and wearing large polished stoned jewlery.

"I am 'Gina the Great'," stated the lady.

"I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt

that I will now grant the next three wishes!"

With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke,

the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink,

proving that she did have the power to grant wishes

before any of the nurses could think otherwise.

The nurses aurgued among themselves as to which one

would ask for the first wish.

Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first.

"I wish I were on a tropical island beach,

with single, well-built men feeding me fruit

and tending to my every need."

With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone.

The floor nurse went next."I wish I were rich and retired

and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort

with well groomed men feeding me cocoa and doughnuts."

With a puff of smoke, she too was gone.

"Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady.

The charge nurse said,

"I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."

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