It was the day after New Year

and I lay in my bed

with a herd of pink elephants

standing on my head.

I remembered the party,

the host of good cheer,

I remembered the opening

of a large keg of beer.

There was dancing and singing

some snacks passed my way,

but long before midnight

the room started to sway.

I thought I heard bells,

and a rousing good cheer

of wishes that I'd have

a Happy New Year!

After that things grew foggy,

til I woke up in bed,

with such a large headache

that I wished I was dead.

Next year will be different,

no party for me!

Just a soft drink, some popcorn,

and Dick Clark on TV!

Yes, I learned my lesson

when I woke up today --

if you party too hardy

you're going to pay!








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