A Christmas Poem from the Dog

Eyeing hydrants, digging holes,

Drinking from the toilet bowls...

Playing games of "tug-o'-war",

Putting scratch marks on your door...

Rolling over, playing dead,

Getting dog hair on your bed...

Scaring folks who bring the mail,

Chasing cars, as well as my tail...

Barking, begging, heeling, howling,

And also, on occasion, growling,

Romping through a field of grass

Sneezing, snoozing, passing gas...

Sniffing everything I see,

Peeing on the Christmas tree...

Woofing, wagging, chomping, chewing,

These are things I sure love doing!

(But I'll try not to do that tree thing...)

*unknown

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