Is your devotion to your cat and "cat things" in the training stage,
at a moderate level, or extreme?
Or are you an all out shameless "cat-a-holic?"
Let's just see how you rate as a "cat person," shall we?
See how many of these you can give an honest "yes" answer to:
The Quiz
--Can you meow so well that you can fake out your cats?
based solely on the potential spot for the litterbox?
than you did on gifts for the kids or grandkids?
so that you won't disturb the cat who's sleeping in the very middle?
and making that noise with your pursed lips?
and have a birthday party to celebrate?
"OK, it's me or the cat," you don't hesitate for even one second.
I think just answering one with a "yes" is enough to qualify you as a
"Cat Person."
But the number of yes answers determines the degree:
***Your "Cat-ability" Score:
Keep stretching yourself.
Addicted and proud of it!
--Have you ever called your husband/wife by the cat's name by mistake?
--Do you think of your cats as the "furry kids?"
--Did you ever decide to buy a house or rent an apartment
--Do you think cat hair in your food is a good source of protein?
--Last Christmas did you spend more money on cat toys
--Are you at a loss as to how to talk to people who don't own any cats?
--Does your wallet contain more photos of your cats than your kids or
grandkids?
--Have you often slept on the very edge of the bed
--Do you leave messages for the kitty on the answering machine?
--Have you ever invited a guest to sit down by patting the seat
--Does your answering machine have the cat meowing on the outgoing
message?
--When you go to the bathroom do you think of it as "using the
litterbox"?
--Have you made a habit of setting a place at the table for the kitty?
--Do you know your cat's birthday (or if not, have made a good guess)
--When your husband/wife gives you the ultimatum,
--Do your neighbors talk about you as "the nut with all the cats?"
How many did you answer "yes" to?
----1 to 4 yes answers: In training - you could do better, but it's OK,
you're learning.
----5 to 8 yes answers: Moderate - working on it, improving nicely. Potential
is there.
----9 to 13 yes answers: Extreme - just about there, almost mastered
the art.
----14 to 17 yes answers: Totally possessed, hopelessly devoted,
cat-a-holic.
Congratulations!