They find a certain cereal to be neither magical or delicious.

Even with the seat down, they keep falling in the toilet.

Santa's elves are always stealing their women.

It's hard to hold your whiskey when you're built like a 4 year old.

After you've heard 'Top o' the mornin' a few thousand times, a simple hello would do.

Pots of gold aren't worth all that much after taxes.

It's not easy to outrun a riding mower.

Every time they wash their outfits, the entire load of laundry turns green.

You try being whimsical all the time!

Let's just say they've got the smallest "shillelaghs" you've ever seen.