There once was a foolish giraffe
Who stuck its head in a carafe
What a dope ... was it daft?
Everyone laughed !
Its head couldn't move fore or aft.
So if you're a giraffe
Stay away from carafes!
Try a white water raft ,
Take up a craft,
Sheesh! What a gaff, giraffe!
© Connie Good 2002