There once was a foolish giraffe

Who stuck its head in a carafe

What a dope ... was it daft?

Everyone laughed !

Its head couldn't move fore or aft.

So if you're a giraffe

Stay away from carafes!

Try a white water raft ,

Take up a craft,

Sheesh! What a gaff, giraffe!

© Connie Good 2002







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